Updated: 12 May 2018 13:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
At the North Pole.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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Mince spies.
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Answer: A crane.
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In the broom closet.
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Answer: Multipliers.
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The ruler
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Lots of blood tests.
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Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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He was shocked.
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Because they have two left feet.
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A fsh.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
Take lots of "BEER" during lent
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It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
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2. Be open-minded.
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Business Market Research
โข How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
โข Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
โข What marketing tools will be most effective?
โข How much product or service can I sell?
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The journey is so short
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Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
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26 Life principles you should know
*A*
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*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more