Updated: 12 May 2018 13:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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Because they peel!
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Roll them back, of course!
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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To get to the body shop.
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An 8-Ββyear-Ββold girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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They can all do splits.
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Because seven eight nine.
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Write on, good friend!
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He was shell-shocked.
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You should never press your luck!
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Because it had so many problems.
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Because it had ticks.
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How to write Business Description
When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
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Best proposal ever
Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 βThe Lord God said, βIt is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for himβ.β
Girl: But I donβt love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
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Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote πππ.. read more
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Best quotes about life for this day
π1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
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