Updated: 12 May 2018 13:45. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
In his sleeve.
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Because it was rated βARRR!β
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Because he only had one pupil.
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You join his fang club.
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A baseball team.
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Because people are dying to get in.
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A nervous wreck.
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Twister.
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Lots of blood tests.
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At the North Pole.
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Iβm stuffed!
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An envelope.
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The living room.
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He was shocked.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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