Updated: 13 May 2018 07:25. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because the trees have bark.
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You quack me up!
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Owl be yours.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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At the North Pole.
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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In his sleeve.
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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The quarterback.
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Because it was a-head.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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A: A pork chop.
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Mince spies.
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The ruler
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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