Updated: 13 May 2018 07:25. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Three Blind Mice.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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I love you a ton.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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At the North Pole.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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The outside.
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Boo-berries.
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They would quack up!
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Because her students were so bright.
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A baseball team.
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Because it left the Windows open!
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When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
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He was shell-shocked.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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*A*
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*ACCEPT*
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