Updated: 11 May 2018 12:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Frosted Flakes.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Because all proper tea is theft!
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The letter βd.β
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A hose.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Boo-berries.
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Neck-tarines.
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Because they have no organs.
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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You should never press your luck!
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Answer: A walk.
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The ruler
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