Updated: 11 May 2018 12:07. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Spelling.
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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Because it was a-head.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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Lots of blood tests.
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Cauliflower.
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The quarterback.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Answer: Mice cream.
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Because they peel!
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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Spare ribs.
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Close the door! I’m dressing!
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A fsh.
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A vege-table.
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