Updated: 11 May 2018 12:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Tweet-hearts.
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They taste funny!
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The spelling bee.
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Make websites.
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Lemon-aid
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Columbus.
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A soccer match.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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Answer: A door.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Because it was two tired.
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Because he's got little legs.
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Because he was stuffed.
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He was shocked.
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Between you and I, something smells.
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