Updated: 11 May 2018 12:07. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
They would quack up!
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To her broom.
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A cereal killer.
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I find you very attractive.
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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Lemon-aid
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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Because it was two tired.
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Frosted Flakes.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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His shadow.
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From a distance.
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A leek.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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