Updated: 11 May 2018 12:07. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because all proper tea is theft!
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Tweet-hearts.
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He was shocked.
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A cereal killer.
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By hare-plane.
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Because you canโt pull his leg.
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Because they peel!
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You quack me up!
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They read their horror-scopes.
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In his sleeve.
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A hose.
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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A stick.
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A Frosty!
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Because they crack up.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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