AckySHINE Jokes

Dress proper ladies

Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more

Story of Peter and his Girlfriend Mercy

*Peter and his girlfriend Mercy were walking during the night..*.. read more

This is the sad story

A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more

Facts about midnight prayer

Facts about MIDNIGHT prayer:.. read more

Take lots of "BEER" during lent

A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more

Tips to keep yourself healthier

Drinking hot lemon water can prevent cancer. Don't add sugar. Hot lemon water is more beneficial than cold lemon water… read more

Best Funny quote of the day

👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎

- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more

Feel this joke

Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally… read more

See how this man reacts!

A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him tocome back on Monday to pic his results.On sunday he went to church and the pastor was praying and said "… may the things that you'll receive as from tomorrow be positive …"The man quickly opened his eyes and shouted "Acha ujinga weweeee!!".. read more

Entrepreneurial Characteristics

It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more

Where do entrepreneurs come from and how do they develop?

If you choose an entrepreneurial career much will depend on your ability to learn quickly from experience, cope with uncertainty, respond to changing circumstances, and deal with unexpected critical incidents. You will find these things less difficult if you develop your general enterprising tendencies… read more

Best Funny quote of the day

👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎

- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more

20 things to do and not to do in mass

20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more

75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol

1) Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble… read more

I hope everybody will reflect on this

1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more