Updated: 12 May 2018 15:59. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
βYouβre so sharp!β
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A pair of pants.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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Answer: A crane.
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Because she had two left feet.
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Owl be yours.
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A stick.
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A vege-table.
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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βSave Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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Answer: Pi.
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A hose.
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Neck-tarines.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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