AckySHINE Jokes

This is how billionaires think

If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more

Feel this joke

Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally… read more

Mathematicians view of life

Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D… read more

All catholics are requested to follow this

ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more

This touched me

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her… read more

Son and dad plan for Valentine

Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more

Wise words from great thinkers and observers

Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more

18 proved Successful date tips

1. Define your expectations.
2. Decide how you want to date.
3. Get yourself looking your best.
4. Be outcome-independent.
5. Put yourself out there.
6. Learn the art of small talk.
7. Don't be afraid to poke fun of yourself.
8. Be selective.
9. Ask for a date.
10. Make a good first impression.
11. Choose a date with some excitement in it.
12. Be interested and interesting.
13. Don't make the first date too long.
14. Avoid being smothering or obsessive.
15. Be honest.
16. Show an emotional maturity.
17. Don't try too hard and allow spontaneity.
18. Know what's reasonable… read more

Business Plan Layout

Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more

Assessing the Viability of the business Idea

An Idea is not necessarily a Business Opportunity: There is one crucial difference between an idea and an opportunity. An opportunity is based on what consumers want. Many small businesses fail because an entrepreneur didn’t understand this… read more

Dress proper ladies

Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more

Thanking God

A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more

Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship

There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word ‘entrepreneur’ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more

Funny mathematics paper

MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more

Never neglect the important of small things

💧Just Drops! 💧.. read more