Updated: 12 May 2018 15:59. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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A Frosty!
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A pair of pants.
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A trash truck.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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Neck-tarines.
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Because they peel!
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Because he was always on the deck.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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