Updated: 12 May 2018 15:59. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because the trees have bark.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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I don’t see your point.
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A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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His shadow.
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You join his fang club.
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Unique up on it.
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They would quack up!
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Because he liked cool music.
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Comet.
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The outside.
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Because they crack up.
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She knew a shortcut.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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