Updated: 12 May 2018 15:59. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Iβm stuck on you.
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A trash truck.
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Answer: Pi.
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Cauliflower.
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Frostbite.
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Write on, good friend!
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Because you canβt pull his leg.
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They both have trunks.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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Hogs and kisses.
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A vege-table.
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Because it was a-head.
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Because it had so many problems.
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An 8-Ββyear-Ββold girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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πOther short jokes;-π
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
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Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams
We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more
My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women π
My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more
11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful
1. Say βthank you.β
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or βreally?β
4. Make eye contact… read more
Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word βentrepreneurβ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
How to achieve goals
Set Goals First list down all the goals that you want to accomplish. If you are not sure what you want in life, you are just bound to receive the unexpected. Nevertheless, bear in mind that goals should always be sensible and should be accomplishable. Setting unrealistic goals are of no use… read more
Understand Advent
1. What Is the Purpose of Advent?.. read more
Business Debt financing
This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more
Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday
1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
9. YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle… read more
This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
The journey is so short
A young lady sat in a public transport: an old grumpy lady came and sat by her as she bumped into her with her numerous bags. The other neighbor got upset, asking the young lady why she did not protest and insist on her rights: she responded with a smile: "It is not necessary to be rude or argue over something so insignificant!' I'll alight at the next stop, replied the young lady"… read more
Beautiful story
Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story π.. read more
Business Concept and Idea Development
In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more
Mathematicians view of life
Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D… read more