Updated: 12 May 2018 15:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
I’m stuffed!
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Because he was always on the deck.
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I’m dough-nuts about you!
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They read their horror-scopes.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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He was shell-shocked.
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She knew a shortcut.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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Unique up on it.
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Twister.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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I’m stuck on you.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Between you and I, something smells.
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A south paw.
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