Updated: 12 May 2018 15:47. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
When something tickles his funny bone.
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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You’re a fungi (fun guy).
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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To the moo-vies.
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A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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In the broom closet.
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Dinner’s on me tonight.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Because he had low elf-esteem.
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Because it was a-head.
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Because he was stuffed.
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Because her students were so bright.
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