Updated: 12 May 2018 15:49. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
An 8-‐year-‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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A slipper.
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The Dead Sea.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Roll them back, of course!
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Hogs and kisses.
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A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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A shampoodle.
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In the broom closet.
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Because he was stuffed.
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Answer: The Head…
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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