Updated: 12 May 2018 15:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Between you and I, something smells.
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Because they’re too heavy to carry.
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A cereal killer.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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I find you very attractive.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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A pair of pants.
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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A battery.
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A bagel.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
—
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Answer: Pi.
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Answer: A door.
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In Times Square.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Tips of being yourself
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more
Facts of Life
1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
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Set Goals First list down all the goals that you want to accomplish. If you are not sure what you want in life, you are just bound to receive the unexpected. Nevertheless, bear in mind that goals should always be sensible and should be accomplishable. Setting unrealistic goals are of no use… read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more
STORY: Do not ignore everything
A young man was
getting ready to
graduate from
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
dealers showroom,
and knowing his
father could well
afford it, he told him
that was all he
wanted… read more
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Very nice Protocol.. read more
Bible books connection story
"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄.. read more
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While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet!.. read more
What is a Business Plan?
A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed… read more
Balance Sheet of life
Birth is your
Opening Stock.
What comes to you
is
Credit.
What goes from you
is
Debit... read more
18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl
- Understand women.
- Tune up your social skills.
- Be confident.
- Don't worry about what people will think of you.
- Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
- Keep the benefits in mind… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more