Updated: 12 May 2018 16:00. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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In Times Square.
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Your nose.
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I’m stuffed!
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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He was shell-shocked.
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Hip-hop.
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Make websites.
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A slipper.
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Frostbite.
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To get to the body shop.
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Because they crack up.
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Fowl balls.
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Because he’s afraid of the mouse.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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