Updated: 12 May 2018 16:00. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A pine-apple.
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They taste funny!
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By hare-plane.
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A bagel.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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.
.
Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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.
Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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.
From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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Strawberries.
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Frostbite.
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A trash truck.
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The letter βd.β
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To her broom.
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Hanging out with his friends.
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In the broom closet.
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In their play pen.
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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