Updated: 12 May 2018 17:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: A crane.
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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Make websites.
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Answer: Meat.
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From a distance.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Because he was horsing around.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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Because her students were so bright.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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A pine-apple.
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Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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The outside.
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Because they crack up.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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