Updated: 12 May 2018 17:49. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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Mince spies.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Snow.
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A Frosty!
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A shampoodle.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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His shadow.
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Ice Scream.
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Answer: A crane.
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I find you very attractive.
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Because heโs afraid of the mouse.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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is
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is
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