Updated: 12 May 2018 17:42. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
In Times Square.
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Hogs and kisses.
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They went on a class trip.
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Because theyβre too heavy to carry.
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He was shell-shocked.
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A bagel.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Roll them back, of course!
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Answer: A walk.
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The spelling bee.
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In the broom closet.
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Because it had ticks.
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Fowl balls.
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Not if youβre the turkey!
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To the moo-vies.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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