Updated: 12 May 2018 17:43. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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The Boogie Man
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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Three Blind Mice.
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Iβm stuffed!
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Knock, knock.
Whoβs there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, itβs raining out here!
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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In their play pen.
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A slipper.
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She tested the water.
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The outside.
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Ice Scream.
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A fsh.
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Columbus.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Remember this things in your life
3 things in life that never come back when gone:
-βTime
-π
Words
-πOpportunity.. read more
This is the sad story
A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
Lol π X-Mass is Jesus Birthday π not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities
You may have considered the prospect of starting your own business many times before. The thought of being your own boss β calling the shots, being responsible for your own financial rewards β is very alluring. You may have had the drive, the experience, and the financial resources necessary to succeed. The only thing stopping you were figuring out what type of business you should start… read more
What is a Business Plan?
A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed… read more
A scraper wife
Wife: Am nearly 45 yrs old and one of your friends still finds me attractive !.. read more
Which kind of witchcraft should I use?
People smoke and drink for a few days and get addicted to it… read more
How to be charismatic
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote πππ.. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
Developing a Financial Plan
Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more
A scraper wife
Wife: Am nearly 45 yrs old and one of your friends still finds me attractive !.. read more
Forms of Business Structure
There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:.. read more