Updated: 12 May 2018 17:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because you canβt pull his leg.
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They read their horror-scopes.
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Hip-hop.
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At the North Pole.
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A nervous wreck.
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Snow.
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They go trick or tweeting.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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Answer: Football.
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Iβm dough-nuts about you!
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Because it was a-head.
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At the corner.
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Because seven eight nine.
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In their play pen.
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Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
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