Updated: 12 May 2018 17:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The outside.
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Ice Scream.
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Because it was a-head.
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The letter “g.”
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Because it left the Windows open!
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They use bear-conditioning.
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They taste funny!
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Because seven eight nine.
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In the broom closet.
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Because all proper tea is theft!
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A fsh.
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Lots of blood tests.
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Because he was stuffed.
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
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try dis!
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Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
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A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
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getting ready to
graduate from
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
dealers showroom,
and knowing his
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afford it, he told him
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Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
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You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
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