Updated: 12 May 2018 17:41. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A title wave.
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Hip-hop.
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A pair of pants.
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The Boogie Man
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Iβm stuffed!
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Unique up on it.
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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A baseball team.
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Because itβs too far to walk.
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Because she had two left feet.
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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Because the trees have bark.
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Trouble.
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What our children and today's generation needs to know
When the ancient Chinese decided to live in peace, they made the great wall of China, They thought no one can climb it due to its height. During the first 100 year of its existence, the Chinese were invaded thrice … and every time, the enemy had no need of penetrating or climbing over the wall… because each time they bribed the guards and came through the doors… read more
The scientific death of Jesus Christ
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
10 words of wisdom to Africa
The late Dr Myles Munroe was a man of wisdom… read more
Things are always not they seem
π½π½THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure… read more
The powerful prayer
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks.. read more
A lesson from ATM π§ machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)
β’ Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
β’ Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
β’ Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
β’ Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
β’ Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more
How to make people think in your way
Show respect for the others persons opinions. Never tell a man he is wrong. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. If you are wrong admit it quickly and emphatically. Begin in a friendly way. Get the other person saying Yes, yes immediately. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking. Let the other person feel that the idea is his. Try honestly to see things from the other personβs point of view. Be sympathetic with the other personβs ideas and desires. Appeal to nobler motives. Dramatize your ideas. Throw down a challenge.. read more
Factors of Life
factor of life.
1. be grateful for what you have.. read more
Take this lesson for a poor young man
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
Notice to smartphone π±users π₯
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Where do entrepreneurs come from and how do they develop?
If you choose an entrepreneurial career much will depend on your ability to learn quickly from experience, cope with uncertainty, respond to changing circumstances, and deal with unexpected critical incidents. You will find these things less difficult if you develop your general enterprising tendencies… read more