Updated: 12 May 2018 13:04. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Trouble.
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A nervous wreck.
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They went on a class trip.
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A hose.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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The elf-abet.
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The outside.
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Unique up on it.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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Because they are always in a school.
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Owl be yours.
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Mince spies.
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Columbus.
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A bagel.
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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