Updated: 12 May 2018 07:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
They go trick or tweeting.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
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Because it had so many problems.
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Answer: A crane.
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The outside.
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Because they crack up.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Patty.
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An 8-‐year-‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Because they peel!
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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Lots of blood tests.
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