Updated: 12 May 2018 07:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
They both have trunks.
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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I’m dough-nuts about you!
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Because seven eight nine.
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An envelope.
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The living room.
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I love you a ton.
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By hare-plane.
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Between you and I, something smells.
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You quack me up!
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From a distance.
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I’m stuffed!
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Because he was using fowl language.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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