Updated: 12 May 2018 07:17. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A bagel.
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Boo-berries.
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A pine-apple.
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From a distance.
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In Times Square.
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Because he had low elf-esteem.
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Not if youβre the turkey!
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They go trick or tweeting.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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The outside.
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The elf-abet.
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Answer: Stuck!
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Answer: Pi.
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Because it was rated βARRR!β
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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