Updated: 12 May 2018 07:17. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he was stuffed.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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She tested the water.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Because it had ticks.
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Thatβs nacho cheese.
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Fry-day.
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Broom service.
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She knew a shortcut.
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Answer: The Head…
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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Tweet-hearts.
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Fowl balls.
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The quarterback.
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18 proved Successful date tips
- Define your expectations.
- Decide how you want to date.
- Get yourself looking your best.
- Be outcome-independent.
- Put yourself out there.
- Learn the art of small talk.
- Don't be afraid to poke fun of yourself.
- Be selective.
- Ask for a date.
- Make a good first impression.
- Choose a date with some excitement in it.
- Be interested and interesting.
- Don't make the first date too long.
- Avoid being smothering or obsessive.
- Be honest.
- Show an emotional maturity.
- Don't try too hard and allow spontaneity.
- Know what's reasonable… read more
Interesting story for new year
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position.
Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway.
One day Thomas felt that he could not work with Ezra anymore.
He wrote his resignation letter, but before he submitted it to the Manager, he complained that Management did not value hard working staff, but only promoted only the favoured!
The Manager knew that Ezra worked very hard for the years he had spent at the company; even harder than Thomas and therefore he deserved the promotion.
So in order to help Thomas to realize this, the Manager gave Thomas a task.
βGo and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?β
Thomas returned and said, "yes there is someone!"
The Manager asked, "how much per kg?"
Thomas drove back to town to ask and then returned to inform the Manager; "they are 13.50 per kg!"
The Manager told Thomas,
"I will give Ezra the same task that I gave you. Please pay close attention to his response!"
So the Manager said to Ezra, in the presence of Thomas;
βGo and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?β
Ezra went to find out and on his return he said:
"Manager, there is only one person selling water melons in the whole town.
The cost is 49.00 each water melon and 32.50 for a half melon.
He sells them at 13.50 per kg when sliced. He has in his stock 93 melons, each one weighing about 7kg.
He has a farm and can supply us with melons for the next 4 months at a rate of 102 melons per day at 27.00 per melon; this includes delivery.
The melons appear fresh and red with good quality, and they taste better than the ones we sold last year.
He has his own slicing machine and is willing to slice for us free of charge.
We need to strike a deal with him before 10am tomorrow and we will be sure of beating last year's profits in melons by 223 000.00.
This will contribute positively to our overall performance as it will add a minimum of 3.78% to our current overall sales target.
I have put this information down in writing and is available on spreadsheet.
Please let me know if you need it as I can send it to you in fifteen minutes."
Thomas was very impressed and realized the difference between himself and Ezra.
He decided not to resign but to learn from Ezra… read more
Motivation of the day
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Wise words from great thinkers and observers
Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more
15 Ways to Assess Your Relationship Stage
1. Determine if you're still new to each other.
2. Notice if you're focused on physical attraction.
3. Look out for attempts to impress.
4. Assess if you've committed to dating.
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‘``1. πNo matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
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A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more
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Managing a business requires more than just the desire to be your own boss. It demands dedication, persistence, the ability to make decisions and the ability to manage both employees and finances. Your management plan, along with your marketing and financial management plans, sets the foundation for and facilitates the success of your business… read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
Feel this joke
Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally… read more
Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word βentrepreneurβ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
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The late Dr Myles Munroe was a man of wisdom… read more
A scraper wife
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