Updated: 12 May 2018 13:19. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Comet.
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Because they were trans-parents.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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He was shell-shocked.
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To the moo-vies.
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Frostbite.
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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Broom service.
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At Sundae School.
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He got 12 months.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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The outside.
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Not if you’re the turkey!
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