Updated: 12 May 2018 13:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because they peel!
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They taste funny!
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Because he was stuffed.
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Strawberries.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Because she had two left feet.
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Spare ribs.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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Because it was a-head.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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A pine-apple.
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Answer: Pi.
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They read their horror-scopes.
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A shampoodle.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Notice to smartphone π±users π₯
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β’ How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
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