Updated: 12 May 2018 13:19. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A nervous wreck.
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Fowl balls.
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Answer: Multipliers.
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Answer: A crane.
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A Frosty!
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They went on a class trip.
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From a distance.
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A battery.
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Because it had ticks.
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I saw her fb and i adder her!
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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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The outside.
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Spelling.
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A stick.
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Because they peel!
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In his sleeve.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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