Updated: 12 May 2018 13:06. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A Frosty!
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Frostbite.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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She tested the water.
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Pencil-vania.
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His mummy.
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A vege-table.
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Because it was a-head.
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His shadow.
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Columbus.
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Mince spies.
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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