Updated: 12 May 2018 13:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because she had two left feet.
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Answer: Pi.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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Because he was using fowl language.
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Answer: Football.
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A battery.
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The outside.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Because it was rated βARRR!β
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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Sham-BOO.
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Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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Patty.
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A baseball team.
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A soccer match.
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