Updated: 12 May 2018 13:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
You join his fang club.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Because it had ticks.
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Pencil-vania.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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A nervous wreck.
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Because he liked cool music.
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I don’t see your point.
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Twister.
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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He was shell-shocked.
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Because it had a lot of degrees already.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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