Updated: 12 May 2018 13:19. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
To the moo-vies.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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A hose.
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I saw her fb and i adder her!
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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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A south paw.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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He wanted to go undercover.
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You join his fang club.
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The living room.
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He was shocked.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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Strawberries.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Roll them back, of course!
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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