Updated: 12 May 2018 17:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because it had ticks.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Answer: A crane.
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Hip-hop.
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At the corner.
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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A baseball team.
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“Why the long face?”
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The elf-abet.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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An 8-‐year-‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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Because they have no organs.
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A vege-table.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
Feel this joke
Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally… read more
Story of Peter and his Girlfriend Mercy
*Peter and his girlfriend Mercy were walking during the night..*.. read more
Think Critically act Positively
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more
The story of Thief and madman
*_A thief and a madman!_*.. read more
The scientific death of Jesus Christ
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more
This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
Where do entrepreneurs come from and how do they develop?
If you choose an entrepreneurial career much will depend on your ability to learn quickly from experience, cope with uncertainty, respond to changing circumstances, and deal with unexpected critical incidents. You will find these things less difficult if you develop your general enterprising tendencies… read more
The will to win
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence... read more
8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date
1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Do something really nice for your date.
4. Be laid back… read more
The scientific death of Jesus Christ
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌.. read more
Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams
We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more