Updated: 12 May 2018 17:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he was using fowl language.
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Tweet-hearts.
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A bagel.
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Because he was always on the deck.
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Because they peel!
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Because he was horsing around.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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To the moo-vies.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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A cereal killer.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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A title wave.
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Fowl balls.
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The Meltdown Diet.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
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Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
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is
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is
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