Updated: 12 May 2018 17:34. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A cereal killer.
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Because it was rated “ARRR!”
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The ruler
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In Times Square.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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They taste funny!
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Because it went back for seconds.
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Stop picking on me!
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His shadow.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Fry-day.
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A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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You should never press your luck!
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By hare-plane.
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You quack me up!
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
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- Ignore it if it's too soon.
- Ask yourself what you really want.
- Talk to your new crush.
- Make a compromise.
- Keep it simple.
- Try a cute card.
- Bake something… read more
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👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎
- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more
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Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
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