Updated: 12 May 2018 17:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because it had ticks.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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Mince spies.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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From a distance.
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An envelope.
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Answer: A walk.
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A battery.
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Because he's got little legs.
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In Times Square.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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The living room.
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Because he was always on the deck.
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Because she had two left feet.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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