AckySHINE Jokes

Tips of being yourself

Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more

8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date

1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Do something really nice for your date.
4. Be laid back… read more

Difference of men and women at their age

Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more

Later of stoping job

LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more

The story of Thief and madman

*_A thief and a madman!_*.. read more

Tragic cat's moment

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The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more

10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy

1. Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
2. Respect the other person's wishes.
3. See if your needs are being met.
4. Get busy doing other things… read more

11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful

1. Say “thank you.”
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or “really?”
4. Make eye contact… read more

EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES

Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more

A good Catholic Reflection

A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more

Basic business skills

Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more

Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥

NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more

17 things you need to consider When yo want to break up and Let Someone Down Gently

1. Choose an appropriate time and place.
2. Take responsibility yourself.
3. Be open and direct about your feelings.
4. Keep it short.
5. Offer friendship, if you're able.
6. Speak without cliches.
7. Do not place blame… read more

Thanking God

A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more

Where will this corruption end?

School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more