Funny Questions with answers

🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭

🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️ If you’re a fan of Dracula’s, here’s a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say “Fangs for the memories!” and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍

Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It’s a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶‍♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!

What’s your point, you acute little angle? 🤣

🕵️‍♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂

🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle’s here for you, you’ll see! At the amusement park, it’s quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠

In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it’s a no-show! 😄

🍌 I’m a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I’m called? 🍌👠

🦃 “Gobble gobble,” said the turkey. 🚓 “Why me?” he asked, feathers ruffled. “Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!” 🕊️ #FowlPlay

In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went 😄 “Challenge accepted! Let’s dance the tango!”