Updated: 12 May 2018 17:34. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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Hanging out with his friends.
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Because it was rated โARRR!โ
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I saw her fb and i adder her!
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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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They use bear-conditioning.
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A Frosty!
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Write on, good friend!
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Ice Scream.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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Because he liked cool music.
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At the corner.
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A bagel.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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A pair of pants.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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