Updated: 12 May 2018 17:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Fowl balls.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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A stick.
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A vege-table.
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She knew a shortcut.
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A title wave.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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“Why the long face?”
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Snow.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
—
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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An envelope.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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.
Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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.
Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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