Updated: 12 May 2018 17:34. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he was using fowl language.
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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The quarterback.
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Lots of blood tests.
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If a girL has
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Because he liked cool music.
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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In the dictionary.
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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Lemon-aid
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The letter βg.β
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To her broom.
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Because it was the chickenβs day off.
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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πOther short jokes;-π
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Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway.
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The cost is 49.00 each water melon and 32.50 for a half melon.
He sells them at 13.50 per kg when sliced. He has in his stock 93 melons, each one weighing about 7kg.
He has a farm and can supply us with melons for the next 4 months at a rate of 102 melons per day at 27.00 per melon; this includes delivery.
The melons appear fresh and red with good quality, and they taste better than the ones we sold last year.
He has his own slicing machine and is willing to slice for us free of charge.
We need to strike a deal with him before 10am tomorrow and we will be sure of beating last year's profits in melons by 223 000.00.
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I have put this information down in writing and is available on spreadsheet.
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